Last month the Sunday Times published a two-page article in which Lord Snowdon and his son Viscount Linley paid extravagant compliments to each other. Linley noted "a certain elegance" in everything his father did, illustrated by anecdotes such as the one recounting how he turned away a workman who had come to fit a chairlift because he wasn't sporting a nice tie.
A few years ago a biography of Snowdon was published by Anne De Courcy, describing him in comparable terms. Reading a book review can often provide a better experience than  its subject ever could; a perceptive and witty review of a rubbishy biography of  a rubbishy person can be thoroughly enjoyable.  Here are some snippets from Catherine Bennett's delicious review of  Snowdon: The Biography, by Anne De Courcy, which tell you all you could  possibly want to know about the book and the man:
 What has worked for Lord Snowdon all  his life almost works in this hagiography. In a little world populated by  England's most ghastly and dim, he again appears to enormous advantage: abrim  with style (of a sort), charm (if you like that kind of thing) and energy  (mainly for sex). It is worth remembering, of course, that in this context the  same would apply to the average tomcat.
....When, to his enormous  satisfaction, the priapic photographer (then called Antony Armstrong-Jones) made  it into the royal family, it was easy for this spoiled little pixie, with his  extra-tight drainpipes and mesmerising bouffant, to be mistaken for a  much-needed corrective to the snobbery, stupidity, and stolid sybaritism of the  nation's top inbreds. Simply by being a society photographer, as opposed to a  titled nothing, Snowdon was able to portray himself as an arty free spirit,  almost an intellectual, under whose tonic tutelage, it was imagined, the Windsor  troupe might evolve into a more acceptable, near-human subspecies.
...The  most iconoclastic thing he ever did, as a royal, was to wear polo necks instead  of ties, a level of democratic endeavour that proved eminently acceptable to his  in-laws, who soon discovered that they preferred the dashing, yet reliably  subservient, Tony to foul-tempered Princess Margaret.
...The exact nature of  the qualities that captivated Princess Margaret, her family, Snowdon's legions  of ill-treated lovers and, most recently, the author of this dazzled tribute,  remains, even after 400 pages, obscure. Loyal De Courcy passes on reports of an  extremely large penis, but that can hardly account for Snowdon's effect on  Prince Philip. Or, later, on Christopher Frayling, rector of the Royal College  of Art, who said Snowdon was "the best provost we ever had".
Was it wit? None  is recorded here. Young Snowdon's speciality was nasty practical jokes, such as  putting dead fish in girls' beds. It was the grown-up Snowdon's, too: "they  would sortie out to the houses of neighbours they knew to be out or away", De  Courcy hilariously reports, of the earl and his chums, "and rearrange all the  furniture".
...Looks, then? As irresistible as Snowdon may have been in the  50s and 60s, and even the 70s and 80s, it hardly accounts for the posh old  shagger's continuing appeal, not only to the author of this homage, but,  incredibly, to an attractive young journalist, Melanie Cable-Alexander (by whom  he fathered a child)
....Although De Courcy tries valiantly to generate  admiration for various artistic and charitable triumphs, her efforts are  continually nullified, not by her obvious partiality, but by yet more evidence  of Snowdon's awfulness, as volunteered to her, exclusively, by himself. There  are reasons, De Courcy shows, why Snowdon should have emerged so deceitful,  manipulative and cruel; so mean, boastful and silly. His father sounds silly  too. His mother more or less ignored him until he bagged Margaret. He had polio  as a child, leaving him with a dodgy leg. Then again, you'd think that half a  century of adulation, plus a family, experience and a bit of maturity would  eventually even things out. On the contrary. It is only, one suspects, because  he is using a wheelchair that Snowdon does not, even now, creep out of a night  to plant dead fish or rearrange people's furniture.
I suppose I've  taken rather more than snippets, but it's still worth following the link and  reading the article, if only to learn about the wedding present for him and  Margaret for which British servicemen's pay was docked by sixpence apiece, and  why his mother was called Tugboat Annie.
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2 comments:
I suspect 'Catherine Bennet' is another of your aliases.
Now there's a compliment. She's a brilliant Observer/Guardian columnist.
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