Chirac never says "gosses"

Where have all the children gone? When did you last see one?

Headline writers can be excused for abandoning them, because they take up too much space. But the Prime Minister at the Guildhall, the Chancellor at the despatch box, judges on the bench, headmasters, Ministers of Education, distinguished academics on TV, leader writers……?

Nowadays, none of them ever have children.
It’s always KIDS.
"Suffer the little….no, sorry, I mean: Over here, kids!"